History Repeats Itself

Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to take a listen of Miley "Horse-teeth" Cyrus' new album "Can't Be Like Britney Tamed."  I must admit, the first time I heard "Can't Be Tamed" I wasn't all that into it.  Reminded me too much of Britney's Toxic days.  I mean, even that video starts with a freaking bird!  Though the song has grown on me a little, it's still not something I aspire to dress to in the morning.  I've gotta be drunk and surrounded by an Asian invasion of gays to enjoy it (ie. an evening at Badlands).  Apparently only when Miley is playing the role of Hannah Montana can she release a successful album.  Now I completely understand why she is dressing like something Lady Gaga's nose blew out onto the streets of New York.  Even Katy Perry has more class than that!

A brief review of "Can Be Lame" (in no particular order):
"Two More Lonely People" - Why do images of Kim Cattrall & Andrew McCarthy romping in a department store tent, pop into my head? Could it be because this is a total rip of Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now?"  Or it could just be visions of Hollywood Montrose, due to the gayness of this so called dance song.  Either way, disappointed Miley.

"Who Owns My Heart" - lyrics like "is it love or is it art" prove that Miley is still a Disney kid at heart.

"Take Me Along" - eh, an okay ballad.

"Stay" - same as above.

"Liberty Walk" - could these lyrics be any more retarded?!

"My Heart Beats for Love" - this song actually has potential and reminds me of the sweeter days of Hannah Montana.  Stick to this Miley, this is why lil' girls like you.

"Robot" - potential for a good dance anthem- someone do a remix QUICK.

"Scars" - a more driven rock song - more in the Hannah Montana style.

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" - If you're gonna cover a song from a great hair band of the 80's like Poison, at least do it justice.  You failed Miley.  You totally turned this song into a "I'm a gay cowboy" ballad.  Who decided to add the 1982 synth in the background?  Quite lame!  Take a lesson from Carrie Underwood.

"Forgiveness & Love" - this ballad still isn't as good as your "The Climb."  What happened to your mediocre writers?  Did they disappear when your clothes did?

"Can't Be Tamed" - Britney. Toxic. 'nough said.


Two More Lonely People - Miley Cyrus by Wonky Pop