Time for a PSA

Just like crazy ass Kelly, I have to make this Public Service Announcement, to try and keep everyone's ears on this planet from bleeding.  What the hell is wrong with record companies these days?  Are you that hard up for money that you have to take reality "stars" and produce their singles/albums?  Have you lost your freaking mind?!  No seriously... just because someone is a drunken ass tool popular on shit-ass reality shows (Jersey Shore anyone?) or loves to get their wigs clipped (cough cough Kim cough) they are deserving of a song?  How much money are these ri-tards paying you?  I sure hope they are paying you otherwise I've lost all respect for you producers out there (you know who you are, weird-mohawk guy!).  I can't even post these AWFUL songs on my blog, I fear that they will melt down the entire Google-sphere and I will be to blame.  So I just ask you, Kim Zolciak, "The Situation" (BUTTERFACE should be your name!), Count-ass LuAnn, prostitution-whore Danielle and Ramona (please don't give her any ideas Andy!) to keep your shitty music to yourself!  You're making my and many other listeners ears bleed!  And to anyone who is actually buying this shit on iTunes, shame on you!  It's one thing to be curious, it's another to pay for this crap.  This is one time I will actually tell you to download that shit illegally.  Don't give these idiots more money for crap that doesn't deserve recognition.


At least our country's military & state prisions have new song choices for torture.  I'm sure by now, even the guards and lieutenants are tired of hearing Chris Brown's "Kiss Kiss."


Here are links to this shiz music being produced/already out there:
The Situation 
It's coming - Danielle Staub's pop song
Kim Zolciak
LuAnn
Ramona is given singing advice by Andy